Quote #3284
What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator.
Quote #18526
Never trust anybody who says ‘trust me.’ Except just this once, of course. –...
Quote #8056
The beauty of the second amendment is that it will not be needed until...
Quote #20076
Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper.
Quote #20909
One dies only once, and then for such a long time
Quote #10527
If you have made a mistake, cut your losses as quickly as possible.
Quote #8577
The primary sign of a well-ordered mind is a man’s ability to remain in...
Quote #10483
To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it,...
Quote #16584
A mere friend will agree with you, but a real friend will argue.
Quote #11367
Communism is like one big phone company.