Quote #3417
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #5102
The leadership instinct you are born with is the backbone. You develop the funny...
Quote #4540
Men are so simple and yield so readily to the desires of the moment...
Quote #13385
I don’t think anyone should write their autobiography until after they’re dead.
Quote #15555
A hobby a day keeps the doldrums away.
Quote #4595
The gods visit the sins of the fathers upon the children.
Quote #11377
I don’t wait for moods. You accomplish nothing if you do that. Your mind...
Quote #5167
It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of...
Quote #20632
…probably the greatest concentration of talent and genius in this house except for perhaps...
Quote #2184
Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don’t recognize them.