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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
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He who tip-toes cannot stand he who strides cannot walk.
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The hardest of all is learning to be a well of affection, and not...
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The only obligation to which in advance we may hold a novel, without incurring...
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Religion is the monumental chapter in the history of human egotism.
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Who lies for you will lie against you.
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In this life he laughs longest who laughs last.
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I love life because what more is there.
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As soon as there is life there is danger.
Quote #2998
Next to knowing when to seize an opportunity, the most important thing in life...