Quote #8373
I strive to be brief, and become obscure.
Quote #14147
Love and a cough cannot be hid.
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I won’t say there aren’t any Harvard graduates who have never asserted a superior...
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It is in the thirties that we want friends. In the forties we know...
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A great marriage is not when the ‘perfect couple’ comes together. It is when...
Quote #797
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to...
Quote #14550
Never ruin an apology with an excuse.
Quote #19141
Partake of some of life’s sweet pleasures. And yes, get comfortable with yourself.
Quote #18409
The future belongs to those who dare.
Quote #9187
If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters.