Quote #10829
I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.
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Solo homers usually come with no one on base.
Quote #8989
Nature provides exceptions to every rule.
Quote #6753
Anything too stupid to be said is sung.
Quote #7108
The recipe for perpetual ignorance is be satisfied with your opinions and content with...
Quote #8366
Bush Sr. was a jerk, Quayle an idiot, Clinton was atrocious and disgusting, most...
Quote #12002
A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed –I well know. For...
Quote #6886
The true test of character is not how much we know how to do,...
Quote #19465
Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is...
Quote #12760
Perhaps the mission of those who love mankind is to make people laugh at...