Quote #21374
I’ve wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I’m happy to state I...
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of...
Quote #20497
Humor is a rubber sword – it allows you to make a point without...
Quote #14261
When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.
Quote #1465
The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
Quote #1650
Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear, and the blind can read.
Quote #6709
Everyone has the brainpower to follow the stock market. If you made it through...
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It was such a lovely day I thought it was a pity to get...
Quote #19337
Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe...
Quote #13528
Life is God’s joke on us. It’s our mission to figure out the punchline.