Quote #3417
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #19653
Forgiveness is almost a selfish act because of its immense benefits to the one...
Quote #4700
The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.
Quote #19069
You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.
Quote #17969
You don’t tell deliberate lies, but sometimes you have to be evasive.
Quote #5962
Literature is my Utopia. Here I am not disenfranchised. No barrier of the sense...
Quote #16012
Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal...
Quote #919
My belief is that to have no wants is divine.
Quote #13956
We will either find a way, or make one
Quote #19891
A quotation, like a pun, should come unsought, and then be welcomed only for...