Quote #19071
The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
Quote #1892
An act has no ethical quality whatever unless it be chosen out of several...
Quote #8199
We know that this mad dog of the Middle East has a goal of...
Quote #6344
There would be no society if living together depended upon understanding each other.
Quote #17086
When I am dead, my dearest, Sing no sad songs for me Plant thou...
Quote #6720
An orator is a man who says what he thinks and feels what he...
Quote #20853
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez small, sweet, and coming out...
Quote #2601
The desire for success lubricates secret prostitutions in the soul.
Quote #18860
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are...
Quote #3743
A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed...