Quote #11700
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #21418
My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they’re in August.
Quote #8779
I am not discouraged, because every wrong attempt discarded is another step forward.
Quote #14658
If the book we are reading does not wake us, as with a fist...
Quote #19439
All television is children’s television.
Quote #12088
Sometimes, big trees grow out of acorns. I think I heard that from a...
Quote #4969
When they come downstairs from their Ivory Towers, Idealists are very apt to walk...
Quote #16456
Happiness is a sunbeam, Which may pass through a thousand bosoms Without losing a...
Quote #6638
Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work.
Quote #8852
Let tears flow of their own accord their flowing is not inconsistent with inward...