Quote #16125
Beware the politically obsessed. They are often bright and interesting, but they have something...
Quote #1667
I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell you see, I have...
Quote #12184
Keeping your clothes well pressed will keep you from looking hard pressed.
Quote #18721
High expectations are the key to everything.
Quote #9361
Not until we dare to regard ourselves as a nation, not until we respect...
Quote #2950
Never complain and never explain.
Quote #19514
I’m still an atheist, thank God.
Quote #1615
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
Quote #19246
If Darwin’s theory of evolution was correct, cats would be able to operate a...
Quote #15686
Continental people have sex-lives the English have hot-water bottles.