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Watching football is like watching pornography. There’s plenty of action, and I can’t take...
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Angels may be very excellent sort of folk in their own way, but we,...
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Never promise more than you can perform.
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What is an epigram A dwarfish whole, its body brevity, and wit its soul.
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Children have to be educated, but they have also to be left to educate...
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Total self-esteem requires total and unconditional acceptance of yourself. You are a unique and...
Quote #16503
There was never anything by the wit of man so well devised, or so...
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Leave well – even ‘pretty well’ – alone that is what I learn as...
Quote #21224
The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.
Quote #17203
I bless the Lord that all our troubles come through Christ’s fingers, and that...