Quote #11701
My mind’s sunk so low, Claudia, because of you, wrecked itself on your account...
Quote #8196
The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, ‘I’m from the government...
Quote #13382
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
Quote #19239
All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Quote #12037
Generally the theories we believe we call facts, and the facts we disbelieve we...
Quote #17129
Compassion for myself is the most powerful healer of them all.
Quote #21167
Those who wish to appear wise among fools, among the wise seem foolish.
Quote #10527
If you have made a mistake, cut your losses as quickly as possible.
Quote #8862
One hand washes the other.
Quote #3483
Nobody will ever win the Battle of the Sexes. There’s just too much fraternizing...