Quote #2512
Once upon a time–of all the good days in the year, on Christmas Eve–old...
Quote #3888
Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the...
Quote #4373
Someone’s boring me. I think it’s me.
Quote #6672
Our first and most pressing problem is how to do away with warfare as...
Quote #5777
For target shooting, that’s okay. Get a license and go to the range. For...
Quote #14745
It’s better to be boldly decisive and risk being wrong than to agonize at...
Quote #7101
Don’t take life too seriously. You’ll never get out of it alive.
Quote #2453
Let me not be understood as saying that there are no bad laws, nor...
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Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los...
Quote #728
Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because...