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Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to...
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The Russians love Brooke Shield because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
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Words are like leaves and where they most abound, Much fruit of sense beneath...
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Baseball is dull only to dull minds.
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Never do anything when you are in a temper, for you will do everything...
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Proof is the idol before whom the pure mathematician tortures himself.
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Goodness is the only investment that never fails.
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People don’t start wars, governments do.
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Biff Tannen So why don’t you make like a tree and get outta here
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Maybe you’re right, boss. It all depends on the way you look at it....