Quote #5217
Doing a thing well is often a waste of time.
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Jack When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot...
Quote #9997
If a cow can’t eat it, I don’t want to play on it.
Quote #15606
Love is like war easy to begin but very hard to stop.
Quote #6668
Women want medicore men. and men are working hard to become as medicore as...
Quote #19877
What we call pleasure, and rightly so is the absence of all pain.
Quote #13030
Fanaticism is the child of false zeal and of superstition, the father of intolerance...
Quote #20505
Fig Newton The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec.
Quote #10940
Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly often attributed by the living to the dead,...
Quote #21648
The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations...