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I’ve put in so many enigmas and puzzles that it will keep the professors...
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Before we set our hearts too much on anything, let us examine how happy...
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Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered.
Quote #6782
It is bad to be oppressed by a minority, but it is worse to...
Quote #18407
Once you’ve accumulated sufficient knowledge to get by, you’re too old to remember it.
Quote #19467
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
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If there is any period one would desire to be born in, is it...
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Agnosticism simply means that a man shall not say he knows or believes that...
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Our character…is an omen of our destiny, and the more integrity we have and...
Quote #18855
For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.