Quote #2290
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Quote #13389
Television has raised writing to a new low.
Quote #931
Employ your time in improving yourself by other men’s writings, so that you shall...
Quote #16671
Worries go down better with soup than without.
Quote #2565
Take the first step in faith. You don’t have to see the whole staircase,...
Quote #20481
Surely there comes a time when counting the cost and paying the price aren’t...
Quote #21785
When two men in business always agree, one of them is unnecessary.
Quote #4498
Law is the embodiment of the moral sentiment of the people.
Quote #450
Martyrdom… is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability.
Quote #19893
I’m worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It’s not holding a charge.