Quote #4658
Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front...
Quote #10469
Every time we remember to say thank you, we experience nothing less than heaven...
Quote #20780
To believe with certainty we must begin with doubting.
Quote #12544
Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Quote #19346
Swollen in head, weak in legs, sharp in tongue but empty in belly. (On...
Quote #10636
Man is an animal which, alone among the animals, refuses to be satisfied by...
Quote #21702
If you can find something everyone agrees on, it’s wrong.
Quote #21150
I don’t have a bank account, because I don’t know my mother’s maiden name.
Quote #7942
Keeping accounts, Sir, is of no use when a man is spending his own...
Quote #8477
I believe in an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall...