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Quitting smoking is easy, I’ve done it hundreds of times.
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Sometimes being a friend means mastering the art of timing. There is a time...
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Comedy is allied to justice.
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There’s one good kind of writer — a dead one.
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You’ve got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set,...
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My friends are my estate.
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Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
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I told you he had a cash register mind. Rings every time he opens...
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For peace of mind, we need to resign as general manager of the universe.
Quote #5780
Laughter is an instant vacation