Quote #18466
What if this weren’t a hypothetical question
Quote #5076
This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor to change the character...
Quote #3858
Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.
Quote #6352
The poor on the borderline of starvation live purposeful lives. To be engaged in...
Quote #7820
It is just the little touches after the average man would quit that make...
Quote #7800
Satire is focused bitterness.
Quote #4936
The fewer the facts, the stronger the opinion.
Quote #3522
Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter...
Quote #20874
Beware the pull on your heartstrings — it’s often the pursestrings that are actually...
Quote #4987
Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends.