Quote #10983
I prefer my oysters fried That way I know my oysters died.
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A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold...
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If faith cannot be reconciled with rational thinking, it has to be eliminated as...
Quote #8092
The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when...
Quote #13507
Books won’t stay banned. They won’t burn. Ideas won’t go to jail. In the...
Quote #1405
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are...
Quote #9055
Frank It’s the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds...
Quote #6641
A crash is when your competitor’s program dies. When your program dies, it is...
Quote #748
Love looks through a telescope envy, through a microscope.
Quote #14944
Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to...