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Television is chewing gum for the eyes.
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Maybe intentions are the lies in the dark we tell ourselves when who we...
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When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could...
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Children love to be alone because alone is where they know themselves, and where...
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Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
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It is in this unearthly first hour of spring twilight that earth’s almost agonized...
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The Church says that the Earth is flat, but I know that it is...
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The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas...
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Love is the big booming beat which covers up the noise of hate.
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Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to...