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Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my...
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Wayne Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.
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Marriage should be a duet — when one sings, the other claps.
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I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say...
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Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made...
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Enthusiasm…the sustaining power of all great action.
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With foxes we must play the fox.
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Not a hundredth part of the thoughts in my head have ever been or...
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Surfing on the Internet is like sex everyone boasts about doing more than they...
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Never say never, for if you live long enough, chances are you will not...