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I base my fashion taste on what doesn’t itch.
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Love is blind friendship closes its eyes.
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For one human being to love another human being That is perhaps the most...
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It is a double pleasure to deceive the deceiver.
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The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
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Everything you can imagine is real.
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My job is to bore you and let the hardness of your seat and...
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I was irrevocably betrothed to laughter, the sound of which has always seemed to...
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It isn’t always necessary to achieve great things. Sometimes, just surviving is a great...
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Let me leap out of the frying-pan into the fire or, out of God’s...