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Find out what whiskey he drinks and send all of my generals a case,...
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There is no other way of guarding oneself against flattery than by letting men...
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A dreamer lives forever, And a toiler dies in a day.
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You do not destroy an idea by killing people you replace it with a...
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TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
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The charity that hastens to proclaim its good deeds, ceases to be charity, and...
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The man who backbites an absent friend, nay, who does not stand up for...
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It is a sign of strength, not of weakness, to admit that you don’t...
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Deliver me from writers who say the way they live doesn’t matter. I’m not...
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I try to make everyone’s day just a little more surreal.