Quote #20806
If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.
Quote #18640
Indeed, history is nothing more than a tableau of crimes and misfortunes.
Quote #17425
Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if...
Quote #6103
Civility costs nothing and buys everything.
Quote #7845
Dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal desire.
Quote #5704
Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
Quote #12813
A doubtful friend is worse than a certain enemy. Let a man be one...
Quote #12349
Many a promising career has been wrecked by marrying the wrong sort of woman....
Quote #11439
Age is of no importance unless you are a cheese.
Quote #17539
Good taste is the worst vice ever invented.