Quote #19887
It’s hard to take over the world when you sleep 20 hours a day.
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Whenever people say ‘we mustn’t be sentimental,’ you can take it they are about...
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Brevis esse laboro, obscurus fio.(When I labor to be brief, I become obscure.)
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Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good...
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What is a husband He is the one who, with a touch, can bring...
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How much time he gains who does not look to see what his neighbor...
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Pessimists are in a winwin situation, whatever happens they are either always right or...
Quote #10954
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
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The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that...
Quote #17345
The people and circumstances around me do not MAKE me what I am, they...