Quote #467
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke...
Quote #15102
You can’t stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.
Quote #2003
To command is to serve, nothing more and nothing less.
Quote #3038
I sit here all day trying to persuade people to do the things they...
Quote #17904
There is nothing more agreeable in life than to make peace with the establishment...
Quote #942
Get not your friends by bare compliments, but by giving them sensible tokens of...
Quote #2714
Never forget what a man says to you when he is angry.
Quote #20791
New York now leads the world’s great cities in the number of people around...
Quote #14917
He deserves Paradise who makes his companions laugh.
Quote #9477
Nothing ever gets anywhere. The earth keeps turning round and round and gets nowhere....