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I’d walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball.
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Whoever desires to found a state and give it laws, must start with assuming...
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Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter.
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My friends are my estate.
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Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than on all other...
Quote #7953
No matter how dull, or how mean, or how wise a man is, he...
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There are two major products that come out of Berkeley LSD and UNIX. We...
Quote #15817
Only grown-ups have difficulty with childproof bottles.
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I think that I shall never see A poem lovely as a tree.
Quote #17663
We are certain that there is forgiveness, because there is a Gospel, and the...