Quote #3719
Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink.
Quote #2910
Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
Quote #11647
Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn’t...
Quote #10046
Musically, I always allow myself to jump off of cliffs. At least that’s what...
Quote #7039
Sonny Hey, whataya gonna do, nice college boy, eh Didn’t want to get mixed...
Quote #13755
Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
Quote #13628
If you go flying back through time, and you see somebody else flying forward...
Quote #1477
The sin they do two by two they must pay for one by one.
Quote #14340
Do your bit to save humanity from lapsing back into barbarity by reading all...
Quote #716
As soon as there is life there is danger.