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I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.
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Bush Sr. was a jerk, Quayle an idiot, Clinton was atrocious and disgusting, most...
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Television A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
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If this world affords true happiness, it is to be found in a home...
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There are only two ways by which to rise in this world, either by...
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Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble...
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Either you decide to stay in the shallow end of the pool or you...
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If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.
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The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.
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Living in the moment brings you a sense of reverence for all of life’s...