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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Today I accidentally stepped on a snail on the sidewalk in front of our...
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Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
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One should believe in marriage as in the immortality of the soul.
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The war in Vietnam threatened to tear our society apart, and the political and...
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As for life, it is a battle and a sojourning in a strange land...
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Humor is not a postscript or an incidental afterthought it is a serious and...
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He removes the greatest ornament of friendship, who takes away from it respect.
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A politician is like quicksilver if you try to put your finger on him,...
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Far from idleness being the root of all evil, it is rather the only...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13711

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you wear a toupee, why not let your friends try it on for...
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