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There are three rings in marriage. The engagement ring… The wedding ring… and the...
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Wit is the lowest form of humor.
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Intelligence is when you spot a flaw in your boss’s reasoning. Wisdom is when...
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Let a good man do good deeds with the same zeal that the evil...
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What is inconceivable about the universe is that it is at all conceivable.
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When a thought is too weak to be expressed simply, simply drop it.
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You don’t always win your battles, but it’s good to know you fought.
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A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not...
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Adults find pleasure in deceiving a child. They consider it necessary, but they also...
Quote #12642
When it’s all over, it’s not who you were. . . it’s whether you...