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The best way to find something you have lost is to buy a replacement.
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The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
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An inventor fails 999 times, and if he succeeds once, he’s in. He treats...
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May no portent of evil be attached to the words I say.
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I am who I am, You are who you are, So, be who you...
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I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always...
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First love is a kind of vaccination which saves a man from catching the...
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Be master of your petty annoyances and conserve your energies for the big, worthwhile...
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally, even when you know what...