Quote #1761
Familiarity breeds contempt – and children.
Quote #20853
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez small, sweet, and coming out...
Quote #5507
Better be wise by the misfortunes of others than by your own.
Quote #12115
In prosperity our friends know us in adversity we know our friends.
Quote #2242
The Joker Wait’ll they get a load of ME
Quote #19496
When love is gone, there’s always justice. And when justice is gone, there’s always...
Quote #6155
The yearning for an afterlife is the opposite of selfish it is love and...
Quote #2436
He can compress the most words into the smallest ideas of any man I...
Quote #1184
Know’st thou the land where the lemon-trees bloom, Where the gold orange glows in...
Quote #15486
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...