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Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding,...
Quote #367
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.
Quote #6722
Only solitary men know the full joys of frienship. Others have their family but...
Quote #18626
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
Quote #3098
Wise sayings often fall on barren ground, but a kind word is never thrown...
Quote #842
Ah, Hope what would life be, stripped of thy encouraging smiles, that teach us...
Quote #5597
The world is very different now. For man holds in his mortal hands the...
Quote #11834
The people who think Tiny Tim is strange are the same ones who think...
Quote #4339
It is a consolation to the wretched to have companions in misery.
Quote #11448
When someone who is known for being comedic does something straight, it’ s always...