Quote #748
Love looks through a telescope envy, through a microscope.
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The warning message we sent the Russians was a calculated ambiguity that would be...
Quote #19803
Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up...
Quote #21648
The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations...
Quote #20777
The reason there is so little crime in Germany is that it’s against the...
Quote #16453
Human beings are perhaps never more frightening than when they are convinced beyond doubt...
Quote #16678
By learning you will teach, by teaching you will learn.
Quote #16806
Our party has been accused of fooling the public by calling tax increases ‘revenue...
Quote #12881
I don’t use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough.
Quote #8634
When you choose your friends, don’t be short-changed by choosing personality over character.