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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13703

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Too bad there’s not such a thing as a GOLDEN skunk, because you’d probably...
Richard Milhous Nixon

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Remember, always give your best. Never get discouraged. Never be petty. Always remember, others...
Judith Stern

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Experience a comb life gives you after you lose your hair.
Vincent Van Gogh

Quote #5854

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If one feels the need of something grand, something infinite, something that makes one...
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Quote #8591

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
All cruelty springs from weakness.
Steve Goodman

Quote #13411

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
People don’t understand the virtue of time, until their clock stops ticking.
George Burns

Quote #7778

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Everyday happiness means getting up in the morning, and you can’t wait to finish...
Henry Bessemer

Quote #10779

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I had an immense advantage over many others dealing with the problem inasmuch as...
Assyrian Proverb

Quote #16591

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I need not fear my enemies because the most they can do is attack...
William Shakespeare

Quote #5309

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
He is winding the watch of his wit by and by it will strike.
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