Quote #1404
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
Quote #17285
It is a mistake to regard age as a downhill grade toward dissolution. The...
Quote #7760
All the best stories are but one story in reality–the story of escape. It...
Quote #7146
I think the American public wants a solemn ass as a President, and I...
Quote #3471
Justice consists in doing no injury to men decency in giving them no offense.
Quote #19731
They say dreams are the windows of the soul–take a peek and you can...
Quote #8297
One needs to be slow to form convictions, but once formed they must be...
Quote #17463
Always endeavor to really be what you would wish to appear.
Quote #6047
If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only...
Quote #16221
Procrastination is like a credit card it’s a lot of fun until you get...