Quote #7501
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
Quote #7398
One boy is more trouble that a dozen girls.
Quote #9819
A friend in power is a friend lost.
Quote #14015
A well-known scientist (some say it was Bertrand Russell) once gave a public lecture...
Quote #20514
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex
Quote #9085
Teachers open the door, but you must enter by yourself.
Quote #3924
Fish and visitors smell in three days.
Quote #16488
Tourist, Rincewind had decided, meant idiot.
Quote #15423
If I knew I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better...
Quote #8104
We hold these truths to be sacred and undeniable that all men are created...