Quote #7999
Good order is the foundation of all things.
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Don’t try to buy at the bottom and sell at the top. It can’t...
Quote #7488
The thing that I should wish to obtain from money would be leisure with...
Quote #14296
Three minutes thought would suffice to find this out but thought is irksome and...
Quote #9501
Choice has always been a privilege of those who could afford to pay for...
Quote #10698
You never saw a fish on the wall with its mouth shut.
Quote #8576
Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness. – Epistulae ad Lucilium
Quote #12539
Some people don’t get it when I’m being sarcastic.
Quote #17463
Always endeavor to really be what you would wish to appear.
Quote #13560
In order to find a good quotation in a dictionary of humorous quotations, I...