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We tell the public which way the cat is jumping. The public will take...
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California is a fine place to live–if you happen to be an orange.
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There are two modes of establishing our reputation to be praised by honest men,...
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I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come...
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Money doesn’t talk, it swears.
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If thou live according to nature, thou wilt never be poor if according to...
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Anyone that wants the presidency so much that he’ll spend two years organizing and...
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If you don’t learn to laugh at troubles, you won’t have anything to laugh...
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You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.
Quote #4871
It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees