Quote #10068
When asked by an anthropologist what the Indians called America before the white man...
Quote #17877
Rumor is not always wrong. – from Life of Agricola
Quote #10647
If women are expected to do the same work as men, we must teach...
Quote #7848
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather...
Quote #2361
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
Quote #18676
The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.
Quote #14785
Capitalism is the astounding belief that the most wickedest of men will do the...
Quote #10981
The world is dying for want, not of good preaching, but of good hearing.
Quote #18491
I was irrevocably betrothed to laughter, the sound of which has always seemed to...
Quote #1530
You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious, nor will I...