Quote #759
The fools in this world make about as much trouble as the wicked do.
Quote #21783
Stupid is forever, ignorance can be fixed.
Quote #14296
Three minutes thought would suffice to find this out but thought is irksome and...
Quote #18772
Don’t reserve your best behavior for special occasions. You can’t have two sets of...
Quote #19336
In the fight between you and the world, back the world.
Quote #10676
The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in...
Quote #13220
Once you get people laughing, they’re listening and you can tell them almost anything.
Quote #11920
The substance of the eminent Socialist gentleman’s speech is that making a profit is...
Quote #19231
The first duty of a lecturer to hand you after an hour’s discourse a...
Quote #12495
More men have become great through practice than by nature.