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I used to envy kids who had an old-fashioned Grandpa. Not any more. I’ve...
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Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
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Americans are benevolently ignorant about Canada, while Canadians are malevolently well informed about the...
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If I were to start taking care of my grooming, I would no longer...
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Saying what we think gives us a wider conversational range than saying what we...
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But it’s hard to be hip over thirty When everyone else is nineteen, When...
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Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front...
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Most people die at the last minute others 20 years beforehand, some even earlier....
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Nature, to be commanded, must be obeyed.
Quote #17871
Formerly, when religion was strong and science weak, men mistook magic for medicine now,...