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There are still some honest people left in the world, but they never seem...
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Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because...
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A strange thing is memory, and hope one looks backward, and the other forward...
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Man supposes that he directs his life and governs his actions, when his existence...
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Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
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Nature abhors a hero. For one thing, he violates the law of conservation of...
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A man desires praise that he may be reassured, that he may be quit...
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The big mistake that men make is that when they turn thirteen or fourteen...
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Sonny Hey, whataya gonna do, nice college boy, eh Didn’t want to get mixed...
Quote #2182
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.