Quote #3415
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #3812
If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
Quote #3491
The absence of alternatives clears the mind marvelously.
Quote #7684
An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is only an adventure...
Quote #1608
I’ve come loaded with statistics, for I’ve noticed that a man can’t prove anything...
Quote #6951
I sometimes think of what future historians will say of us. A single sentence...
Quote #6757
Regimen is superior to medicine.
Quote #10878
Whether he admits it or not, a man has been brought up to look...
Quote #14501
Never, never rest contented with any circle of ideas, but always be certain that...
Quote #20143
You can’t find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody does the fake closeness...