Quote #19415
The only normal people are the ones you don’t know very well.
Quote #13457
More important than talent, strength, or knowledge is the ability to laugh at yourself...
Quote #20829
You couldn’t even prove the White House staff sane beyond a reasonable doubt.
Quote #8505
Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
Quote #1452
Life can only be understood backwards but it must be lived forwards.
Quote #8034
Experience is an expensive school, but a fool will learn from no other.
Quote #1663
I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take...
Quote #17072
I’d walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball.
Quote #20163
Philosophers say a great deal about what is absolutely necessary for science, and it...
Quote #20771
The only place you will be accepted is the place you make for yourself.