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Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy.
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Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
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MTV is the lava lamp of the 1980′s.
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I will veto again and again until spending is brought under control.
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Moral victories don’t count.
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We are rarely proud when we are alone.
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As great scientists have said and as all children know, it is above all...