Quote #4524
I have a hundred times wished that one could resign life as an officer...
Quote #10492
The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
Quote #11559
The Fanaticism which discards the Scripture, under the pretense of resorting to immediate revelations...
Quote #9223
The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax.
Quote #13200
The sacrifice which causes sorrow to the doer of the sacrifice is no sacrifice....
Quote #7462
Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children.
Quote #3207
When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it hitched to...
Quote #21392
All marriages are mixed marriages.
Quote #8138
Arguments are like fire-arms which a man may keep at home but should not...
Quote #2299
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.